Kidd Commander!

Mile High Engage Intro Chapter

MHE – PAGE 1

(No dialogue)

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Jocasta:

People say roosters crow at dawn, but that’s bullshit.

Roosters crow when they want to show off how good things are.

Roosters BITCH at dawn because they are FURIOUS.

He’s pissed at the sun for daring to touch what is HIS.

HIS LAND.

HIS SUBJECTS.

Bar patron:

Woah woah, hey. Chill, man.

Jocasta:

He demands respect, waking early and screeching at the enemy every day.

The sun never seems to notice.

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Jocasta:

Likely, it just doesn’t give a damn.

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Phineas:

What’d you hit you crazy old man?

Crazy Old Man:

Hey don’t move around so much!

If ya fall out I’m not stoppin’!

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(No dialogue)

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Phineas:

Dude dude! Hey!

Did you-

Crazy Old Man:

Quit tearin’ around in there!

Phineas:

Ha ha sorry

Crazy Old Man:

What do you need?

Phineas:

Did you see that thing over there? What is it?

Crazy Old Man:

Ain’t a thing, it’s a HE.

That’s Careful Pete.

MHE – PAGE 7

Crazy Old Man:

He’s been here as long as the desert, probably. Used to be lots a bigguns like him.

He’s all that’s left. Done outlived all his friends, poor sunnabitch finds hisself exiled innis own home.

He wanders now. Lookin for happiness, folks figure.

Phineas:

Huh.

Well that’s a huge bummer.

Crazy Old Man:

Nothin’ I’m inclined to feel sad about.

Everybody gotta get old some time or another.

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Crazy Old Man:

It’s best if I let you out here. I ran into some trouble earlier.

I go into town now I’ll just lose what I got left at Sergei’s.

Phineas:

It’s fine! Thanks for taking me this far.

Crazy Old Man:

Last chance to just pass’er by. I wasn’t kiddin’ when I said this is a rough place.

Phineas:

Don’t worry, it’ll probably be okay!

Crazy Old Man:

Hmph.

Suit yourself.

MHE – PAGE 9

Crazy Old Man:

Take care’a yerself girlie!

Phineas:

Thaanks!

See yaaaa!

What a weird guy!

MHE – PAGE 10

Phineas:

~bunniesss~

Aww, hee hee.

Where’d your ear go buddy?

Half-Ear Bunny:

There’s a target on your back.

MHE – PAGE 11

Phineas:

. . . Oh! I get that a lot, ha ha.

It’s actually

Half-Ear Bunny:

(SHH!)

Look, we feel sorry for you. Take this.

Be good.

Phineas:

I don’t. . .

It’s a stick?

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Phineas:

It’s getting Chilly out here.

Title:

MILE HIGH ENGAGE

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