Chapter 1 text transcript
Chapter 1
MHE – PAGE 13
CHAPTER 1
MIXED SIGNALS
MHE – PAGE 14
(No dialogue)
MHE – PAGE 15
Phineas:
This blows.
The desert is literally the worst place.
Smells like…
CONFLICT AND BEER
MHE – PAGE 16
Phineas:
Aww there’s nothing cool goin’ on in here
(man)
Ellie:
Oh hello hello!
Go ahead and sit, I’ll be right out!
MHE – PAGE 17
Ellie:
You were lookin awfully thirsty.
CARD:
ELLIE
Waitress
A nice lady.
Phineas:
Thank you so much.
Ellie:
Oh my. . .
MHE – PAGE 18
Ellie:
I guess I’ll get you some more then!
Would you like something to eat?
Phineas:
Eeh heh
I don’t actually have any money~
But I’d be happy to do some work or something if you guys were okay with it.
Ellie:
Well…
Ray:
(Oi Ellie!)
How about some tlc for your favorite customers, huh?
MHE – PAGE 19
Phineas:
Go on! I’m in no hurry.
Ellie:
S-sorry..
Coming!
Ray:
I was getting lonely over here gorgeous!
XXXEllieXXX
Heh heh…
MHE – PAGE 20
CARD:
EISSE
Fashionista
Too cool for school
Ray:
Eyyy there’s my girl!
CARD:
RAY
Wannabe
A little drunk
Ray:
Would you mind pouring me another, doll?
Ellie:
Yeah o
OH!
Ray:
Aw com’ere you!
You’re a peach Elle.
I mean that, truly.
Ellie:
Thank. You.
MHE – PAGE 21
Ellie:
Sorry about the wait! Here’s your water.
Phineas:
Oh, thanks.
Hey uh, do you know what this thing is?
Ellie:
Oh! Um, hmm.
Where did you find it?
Phineas:
Some rabbits gave it to me.
Ellie:
Oh you ran into some rabbits!
They’re kind of like local celebrities.
There’s stories get passed around here that the rabbits born in these hills can tell the future.
Some people think the junk they give out is lucky, but others think it’s a bad omen.
Like there’s bad things in your future and they’re trying to help.
MHE – PAGE 22
Phineas:
That’s so weird!
Ellie:
Pretty silly huh?
Phineas:
No no no! It’s great!
Ellie:
Don’t buy it much myself, I think they just like to cause trouble.
One brought me this a couple nights ago.
Found me while I was emptying the garbage at closing time.
Phineas:
Ooooh~
Ellie:
It’s strange, they usually don’t come out that late.
Phineas:
They put a little face on it!
Ellie:
Mmhmm. I have no idea what it goes to, I hope no one’s missing it.
MHE – PAGE 23
Ellie:
I’m sorry I can’t help, that could be anything they gave you.
Phineas:
Eh, I’ll figure it out.
Ray:
You know.
Ellie:
Ah!
Hey!
Ray:
We’re gonna need some more drinks here too pretty soon.
Maybe you should just stay close until I need you.
MHE – PAGE 24
Roy:
Wah-!
Huh?
Ellie:
OH NO!
Ray:
Uugh..
MHE – PAGE 25
Ray:
YOU
YOU MESSED UP MY FACE!
Ellie:
Ow!
Ray:
LOOK AT ME.
Ellie:
Please! I’m sorry!
Ray:
Not YET you’re no-
Phineas:
Ha ha oh my god! The sound the
Tray made whe- when it
MHE – PAGE 26
Ray:
Wh-
You can’t talk to me-
Can’t
YOU CAN’T
Ellie:
MOVE!
Roy:
Hey hey!
Ray:
Shut up!
Stay outta the way!
MHE – PAGE 27
Ray:
Ha ha ha ha!
That’s what I THOUGHT.
Not so big now are you? You listening back there?
This bandanna means I’m better than you.
I’m the boss!
Now you just stay back there and I’ll deal-
Phineas:
(ELLE!)
Here’s the deal.
I take out your trash, you give me food.
Sunflower seeds if you got em.
Ray:
Hey what-
Phineas:
Oh just shut up already! God!
No one’s talking to you! Mister ~boss man~
MHE – PAGE 28
Ray:
You just don’t know when to shut your goddamn mouth do you?!
You cocky bitch!
That little table ain’t gonna do shit against-
Ellie:
Daddy!
Sergei:
YOU. . .
MHE – PAGE 29
Sergei:
YOU WILL LEAVE.
CARD:
Sergei
Bar owner
DISPLEASE
Roy:
Come on, Ray
It’s not worth it.
Ray:
Tch
Dunno what you’re tryin’ to prove, old man.
You know we could burn this whole place down’n not a damn thing you could do about it.
MHE – PAGE 30
Roy:
Dude let’s just get out of here.
Eisse:
Yes, let’s.
Come on, boys.
I’m ready to go home.
Ray & Roy:
. . .