Chapter 2 Text Transcript
Chapter 2
MHE – PAGE 31
CHAPTER 2
COMMANDER
MHE – PAGE 32
Ray:
Crazy bitch, she’s’ lucky someone like me even gives her a second glance.
Roy:
Looks like your face is starting to swell dude.
Man, she popped you a good one.
Ray:
Let’s just get back, alright?
Eisse:
Hmm hmm~
You ought to cool that hot head of yours, Raymond.
One of these days it’s gonna-
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Phineas:
You guys are acting WAAAY too cool after what you just pulled.
If anyone here’s a bitch it’s you!
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Ulrich:
. . .
Phineas:
You can’t just wave a gun around and expect to walk off without a fight.
You’re acting like bigshots, but that’s amateur crap if I’ve ever seen it.
Not to mention you guys are gonna buy me my dinner.
And frankly,
I really don’t like you.
CARD:
PHINEAS KIDD
Commander
Likes targets???
Phineas:
Nah. You’re not going anywhere
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Ray:
Oh my GOD
PLEASE can I JUST-!
Roy:
Hang on
Eisse:
Yeah, go for it.
Don’t hold back, I want it done fast.
Ray:
NO PROBLEM!
Roy:
Wait stop
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(No dialogue)
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Phineas:
Try again.
Roy:
It’s…
I know what this is.
Eisse:
Take her out.
Phineas:
Come on!
Ray:
Get that smirk off your face!
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Ray:
Wh-
Phineas:
Are you stupid? Pay attention!
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Phineas:
Pfft. That wasn’t so tough.
AAAA
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Phineas & Roy:
Huh
Phineas:
!
You too?
Ray:
H-heh heh
Phineas:
Wh-!
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Roy:
You okay?
Ray:
Yeah man, you get her?
CARD:
Roy
Bodyguard
Good with a bat.
Roy:
I doubt it.
I hope you’re happy, you dumbass.
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Ray:
What? How is this MY fault??
Roy:
It’s completely your fault! God you’re such a shit!
Ulrich:
Tch.
Come on now, little bear.
Ray:
And what do you mean ‘doubt’? You knocked her fucking head off!
Roy:
Just listen to me! She’s not-
Ray & Roy:
Shit!
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Ray:
WHAT the FUCK?!
Roy:
You are such a dick.
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Ray:
COUGHdammit!COUGH
Eisse:
I can’t imagine how embarrassing this must be for you
Ray:
Shut up!
Eisse:
You’re not getting anywhere trying to hit her like that. She’ll bounce back every time.
You’re just wearing yourselves out.
Ray:
Whose side are you on anyway?
Well then-!
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Ray:
Catch THIS!
Ha ha!
What’s the problem?
You’ll take a bullet but you’re scared of a little pocketknife?
What a bunch of horseshit!
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Ray:
Ha! I’ve got-
Phineas:
I’m about sick of you!
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Roy:
. . .!
Damn it!
You’re…
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Roy:
You’re light!
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Phineas:
…
And you?
Eisse:
Hmm hmm
You’re not worth ruining my outfit.
I figured out your little party trick. I have to say I’m disappointed
It’s not as impressive as they say.
Phineas:
Impressive?
Eisse:
Or maybe you’re just not very good at it.
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Eisse:
Hey! Don’t ignore me!
Phineas:
If you don’t wanna fight me then we’re done talking.
I just want my dinner.
Eisse:
But…
Phineas:
Down boy.
Ray:
Agh! What are you
Phineas:
Hey Ellie!
I’m all done out here!
Ray:
Get off me!
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Phineas:
Ellie!
It’s ok now! Come out herre a sec.
Ellie:
Um…
Phineas:
Okay! Now that we’ve all had a chance to cool off
I think someone owes our pretty waitress an apology.
Ray:
Oh I am gonna beat you so baaAA-AH
I’m soRRY I’M SORRY! I apologize!
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Ellie:
Ah!
It’s um, it’s fine.
Mostly…
Phineas:
Cool!
Ray:
Ugh what are you doing now? Get off me!
Phineas:
I’m taking your bandanna.
Ray:
Wait what?! No you can’t!
Phineas:
Quit squirming or your hair will get caught.
You said this means you’re in charge, right?
Well I don’t think you deserve the position.
And since I won the fight that you started…
It’s mine now.
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Phineas:
Anyway! Now that that’s all done..
How ‘bout something to eat?
You guys got a menu or something?
Ellie:
Actually… um…
You better just come on inside
Phineas:
Oh, here!
I found your lucky charm when I reached in my pocket.
Sorry, you can have it back now.
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Ellie:
Know what? You hang onto it.
I get the feeling you should keep it for a while.
Phineas:
Yeah?
How come?
Ellie:
I dunno.
Call it a hunch.
Phineas:
Man I’m getting all kinds of presents today!
Eh heh heh~
Ulrich:
Hmmm…
This makes things a little trickier.
…That’s good though.
XXXEisseXXX:
Get up you useless ass!
XXXRayXXX:
You too!
MHE – PAGE 55
Ulrich:
If I’m patient, and very lucky-
-which I am-
I might get out of here with twice as much as I came for!