i don’t date people i like

Transcript:

Ulrich:
You expect me to believe –
What, exactly? Time travel??
(wait, no?)

Toulouse:
No, but that’s what it is. I think.

Ulrich:
(nO)
(NO)
(ABSOLUTELY NOT)

Toulouse:
Is that really where your capacity for weirdness ends? After everything?

Ulrich:
N. . . No, no, don’t –

Toulouse:
I still haven’t figured out how to avoid this. I’m annoyed.
You never believe me. You r-react-react like this no matter what I say.
I can see other ways the branches could – have – split, from the time y’all got here.
Glimpses of futures I can’t figure out how to reach.
I feel like I’ve spent years with all of you.
I feel like you and I have been doing this for years.

Bel:
Oh he likes you.

Ulrich:
I don’t do that!!

Bel:
This is useful.

Ulrich:
I would not have. With you.

Toulouse:
Well you did, once. It only takes once in an echochamber.
And you talked.
I know everything.

Ulrich:
(WHAT NO YOU DON’T YOU DO NOT)
No you don’t.
This isn’t what I came here to –
Why would I have told you – anything?

Toulouse:
I know you’re ace.

Ulrich:
(i wish i were dead)
Oh wow, what kind of torture did you have to resort to for

Toulouse:
You said it while we were making out and you got nervous when I put my hands on your waist.
You thought I was going to be angry with you.
You apologized.