that’s too hard

 

EDIT 5/24: Hey I’m at MomoCon this week! I thought I’d get another page up before then or else I would have mentioned it on this page to begin with, but u know how it goes lmao. If you’re here reading this because you met me at the table……….hi

Transcript:

Ulrich:
She was hardly some smitten suitor.
It was like watching dogs size each other up.
You people terrify me.
Because you two are terrifying, and she knows it.
She dims for the same reason you slouch in your seat.
I don’t think her mask is there to keep you . . . keep things professional.
I think she is scared to death we’re going to run off if we see her too closely.
I’m pretty sure Phineas is married to her ambitions before any of us. and I highly doubt,
even as amorous as she is,
she would bring dead weight onto the crew just because she’s attracted to them.
My god there would not be room for us all.
Frankly if anyone on this crew is on a leash it’s her.
If you ask her nicely, I bet she’ll tell you why she handed it to you.
I think you should talk to her about all this, at least.
You sort of speak the same language, Phineas will probably be better at helping you than me.

Agatha:
That’s what Noon said. That’s hard, I don’t want to.

Ulrich:
Ah.
Die then.